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	<description>The First Website That Doesn't Use Suction</description>
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		<title>Ipod Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Ipod that I wished death upon, a wish that was ultimately granted by the Apple gods, has come back to life.  Much like an episode of Lost, I was duped into believing it was dead.  The Ipod probably just needs to resolve a few more daddy issues and then we can put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date Rape Escapes and Ipod Deaths</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I received a bizarre phone call from my landlord.  What made it bizarre?  Not my &#8216;Mambo #5&#8242; ringtone, but the fact that he was asking if I wanted to go to Cirque Du Soleil.  Let me start off by saying that I&#8217;ve been living in my apartment for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>J-E-T-S:  Jews Enjoy The Sport</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Jets are upset about their NFL schedule.  Why?  Because two of their home games fall on Jewish holidays this year.  As someone who is an avid football fan (and a pretty big Jew fan I might add), I hate to have to say:  &#8220;Get Over Yourself and Deal With It!&#8221;
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Headlines:  Driving Tests for Alzheimers Patients</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists are currently  developing a series of tests to help Alzheimer&#8217;s patients determine when they should stop driving.  The Department of Motor Vehicles is going to start administering the tests, just as soon as they can remember where they put them.
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		<title>Headlines:  1-800 Mattress files for bankruptcy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It was reported that 1-800 Mattress has filed for bankruptcy.  Leave off the last &#8216;S&#8217; for severance payments!
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		<title>Headlines:  Rihanna and Chris Brown recording love duet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week it was reported that Rihanna and Chris Brown will be recording a love duet.  The song is about overcoming struggles and obstacles as a couple.  The name of the single will be &#8220;Punch You In The Face.&#8221;  
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		<title>Nothing Says Romance Like 25% Off&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I Digress]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[casino]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[email]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[las vegas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[luxor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I recently received an intriguing email offer from the Luxor hotel and casino in Las Vegas.  First off, I love the Luxor.  It&#8217;s one of my three favorite Egyptian Pyramid themed resorts on the Vegas Strip.  So I had to question their so-called &#8220;sexy&#8221; offer.  For a city of glamor and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t Delay Digital TV, Deal With It</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cable]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[converter]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[digital tv]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[senate]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[transition]]></category>

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Earlier today the Senate unanimously passed a bill to delay the Feb. 17 changeover to Digital TV, delaying the deadline to June 12.  Considering the average senator can’t get their VCR to stop blinking 12:00 let alone set up a digital converter box, perhaps we shouldn’t be so surprised.  
Thankfully, this means you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>State of Scott:  2008 Year End Summation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A weird thing about New Year&#8217;s Eve is how everyone is always glad the year is over.  &#8220;Oh, thank goodness 2008 is over.&#8221;  It seems like 90% of the people had a bad year.  Ok, maybe it wasn&#8217;t a great year, the economy tanked, people lost their jobs, and 401k now stands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Holidays:  Santa Tracker??!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott J Harlow</dc:creator>
		
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I have mixed feelings about going to msn.com and their so-called &#8220;santa tracker.&#8221;
How is it that we can track Santa&#8217;s every move but we can&#8217;t seem to find Osama Bin Laden?  Sorry folks, not trying to be a scrooge here, but how about we put our &#8220;santa tracking&#8221; technology to use hunting down Al-Qaeda?
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