Archive for April, 2009
J-E-T-S: Jews Enjoy The Sport
Friday, April 17th, 2009The Jets are upset about their NFL schedule. Why? Because two of their home games fall on Jewish holidays this year. As someone who is an avid football fan (and a pretty big Jew fan I might add), I hate to have to say: “Get Over Yourself and Deal With It!”
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Headlines: Driving Tests for Alzheimers Patients
Thursday, April 9th, 2009Scientists are currently developing a series of tests to help Alzheimer’s patients determine when they should stop driving. The Department of Motor Vehicles is going to start administering the tests, just as soon as they can remember where they put them.
Headlines: 1-800 Mattress files for bankruptcy
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009It was reported that 1-800 Mattress has filed for bankruptcy. Leave off the last ‘S’ for severance payments!